For fourteen days, we tried the lemonade diet. Here are our results.

Wednesday, January 25, 2006

Day 1

Today is day 1 of the lemonade diet.

It's actually a cleanse, but everyone calls it a diet, so that's what I've named it here.

Last night, we were supposed to drink some tea called "Smooth Move". Apparently, when you wake up, everything you have ever eaten that has become lodged in your body somewhere will come out of you. Apparently this happens rather quickly.

We decided not to do that.

But if you have done it, we'd love to hear what your experience was.
No, really! (Catch the sarcasm!)

So here's how the diet works... for every 32 ounces of water, you put in
6 tablespoons of lemon juice (FROM A REAL Lemon, NOT REALLEMON or some other manufactured lemon product.)
4 tablespoons of REAL MAPLE SYRUP
1/4 teaspoon of Cayenne pepper (for the cleansing of mucus and gunk from your body).

So far, so good! More updates to come!

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